"Leave me out of your life's plans, you little weirdo."


Susie to Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes


oh man, if I heard that once, I heard it a thousand times...

"But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea"

"If I Had A Boat"

"And I said ooh give back my heart
chip-kicker redneck woman
Take your boots and walk out of my life"

"Give Back My Heart"

Pontiac
Lyle Lovett

"A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty."

R. Kipling


"A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty,
And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it."

W. Shakespeare


thanks, Bro, although I hope you didn't just call my woman thick and bereft of beauty...