"If you don't respect yourself no body gonna give a hoop-de-hoop*"


Bruce Willis "Respect Yourself" (off the Return of Bruno LP?)



I know that's not what they say, but I'm supposed to be doing other things so I ain't looking it up... reminds me of my sister singing Kenny Loggins** -- "I'm all right, don't nobody butterfly me"

**yes, she is so old Kenny Loggins songs were on the radio...

"They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."


Carl Sagan

"When you win, nothing hurts"


Joe Namath


and when you lose every game for the 2nd straight season, it hurts only the coaches, but not for long, 'cause the players don't know or care about winning as long as there are snacks and cool trophies...

"Don't worry, Chief!"

"Agent 86"

The Get Smart TV series is out on DVD -- I forgot Maxwell had, in addition to the shoe, the tie phone, glasses phone, belt phone, and handkerchief phone!

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. "

Vladimir Nabokov